redheads
The news that climate change could make redheads disappear from Scotland has me pondering the benefits and disadvantages of my hair color.
hair
A few tips and tricks I've learned along my ginger path.
american apparel
Sometimes I go on to underwear sites and make up elaborate personal histories for the models. Just like Mark Twain did.
body acceptance
While I imagined the girls around me to be growing shiny strips of Barbie hair or dense, chesnut 70's porn afros between their legs, my body did me the indignity of daubing the tiniest smear of strawberry on my otherwise ungarnished muffin.