I've got a closet filled with stuff that I secretly hate and plot to overthrow someday.

Oct 11, 2013 at 1:00pm | 162 comments

shirley manson
I rarely think meeting anyone is a big deal. But this is Shirley Manson. This is a big deal.
Scrub away that blood, vomit and piss with a super coarse exfoliator.

Feb 22, 2013 at 9:00am | 172 comments

One of the coolest xoJane readers in the world reached out to me yesterday and gave me not one -- but three! -- tickets for the Madonna concert tonight. And what did I do? Well, according to Emily, I went and dressed like garbage.