candy crush
“Mommy, can I have some milk?” “Wait a minute, baby, just let me finish this game.”
We joke in our household that I am traumatized by the extent of the battle sounds I’ve heard over the years, and it's funny, but the truth is that I am deeply disturbed by these games.

Mar 19, 2014 at 12:30pm | 97 comments

In which I discuss my hatred of parties and men who refuse to make eye contact with me.

Mar 18, 2014 at 11:00am | 39 comments

creepy corner
Before you know it, you're playing Hide and Seek with a possessed doll.
I can’t tell you how thrilling the sound of a plush toy dropping into the winner’s chute was for 10-year-old me. Strangely enough, it’s equally as thrilling for 31-year-old me.

Oct 26, 2012 at 10:00am | 28 comments

emotional unavailability
Yes, it's Stepford-y and dishonest. Also, IT WORKS.
I like to spend my nights licking and sticking...little paper game pieces to a game board, hoping to win a dream vacation or a new car. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!