I'm actually responding to a very important text and NOT surreptitiously googling your name because I can't remember how I know you, I SWEAR.
lost car
Every time I lose a card (anything important really) I tell myself, "This is it! This is the last time! I will be responsible and amazing from this day forward." And, well, you know how that story ends.

May 13, 2013 at 11:30am | 58 comments

The older I get, the more extreme my absent-mindedness has become and I'm honestly starting to wonder if something is vaguely WRONG WITH MY BRAIN.