Because my ego is disproportionate to my worth, I felt like I couldn't disappoint “my public.” I Googled “edible bugs” and ordered some from Thailand in a manner that was most cavalier.
xofood
aphrodisiacs
I am going to have a go on some of the more conventionally known aphrodisiac foods this week to see whether they make me DTF.
food
Sometimes I buy food to just HAVE it, in the house, and to know it’s there, and that I'm prepared in a food-based emergency. A bit like responsible people who keep a fire extinguisher under the sink. Just in case.
eating
There has got to be a better way to live.
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Healthy,
eating,
food,
why is this so damn hard if I need it to stay alive,
haes,
fat acceptance,
eating disorders
May 22, 2013 at 11:00am | 227 comments
xofood
IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: If your sensibilities were at all offended by Pizza Hut’s Crazy Cheese Crust Taste Explosion, turn back now. This is way more upsetting than that.
food
I’ve been in New York just under three weeks and one of the things that’s made this journey really incredible is the food.
open thread
I'm pretty sure I would eat bugs all the time if I was convinced they were delicious.
fashion
In the interest of not inviting my own bodily harm at the hands of my acquaintances, I have decided to approximate summer to the best of my ability even when the weather outside is driving me to listen to The National and brood about the void of human existence.
fat
A Canadian psychologist says that sharing photos of your food on social media may signal a "deeper medical issue." I can't make this stuff up.
xofood
America is playing a weird game of culinary chicken with itself, creating junk/comfort food hybrids like mac and cheese filled meatloaf.
paleo diet
I know I’m probably going to get killed in the comments for this, but I like being conventionally attractive. It’s an easy life.
cupcakes
According to the numbers, cupcakes are no longer the go-to ironic party snack. What's next?
food
There are certain consumables that I must put in my body EVERY time I am at Disneyworld. One of these is Dole Pineapple Whip, aka The Edible Smile of God.
xofood
You guys wanted xoFood? Here's an absolutely banging, healthy recipe for starters. And it's MEGA CHEAP too!
food
Why you gotta play me like that, universe?!?
eating lunch at desk
Working at home means it takes a redonk amount of effort for me to do things like ever wear pants, or stop inventing languages shared by only me and my cats. Also, eating.
food
I don't know about you, but when I want a treat, I don't want to know how many calories are in it. STOP HARSHING MY MELLOW!
depression
Spring always makes me inexplicably mopey, to the degree that I sometimes have trouble putting food in my mouth on the regular. If you have this problem, too, I have a few suggestions for meals you can survive on until May.
food
I really just can’t be bothered to give one single shit about what I look like when I’m eating.
pets
I don't live beyond my means, but my cats do.
vacation
Featuring a 4am cheese pie action shot.
dating
I decided I would use OkCupid and Craigslist (yes, even scary ol’ Craigslist) so I could have dinner three times a week without opening my wallet.
