The only person who gets to define what “too soon” is for sex is you. It could be after one date or after 20.
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I talk about babies and marriage very early on, not because I'm searching desperately for someone to fertilize my eggs before they shrivel up and die, but because I don't want to get into a relationship under false pretenses.
This could possibly be the worst idea I've ever had, but just hear me out for a hot second.

Jun 12, 2013 at 2:00pm | 108 comments

For the record, I wear the shit out of trends and actually enjoy confusing straight guys with my clothes, but if you're looking for a nice, reliable husband type, then tone it down.