first dates
I talk about babies and marriage very early on, not because I'm searching desperately for someone to fertilize my eggs before they shrivel up and die, but because I don't want to get into a relationship under false pretenses.
90s television
We’ve designed a foolproof way to determine who your date really is, using just one simple question: “What is your favorite ’90s kid’s show?”
sex
The only person who gets to define what “too soon” is for sex is you. It could be after one date or after 20.
dating
This could possibly be the worst idea I've ever had, but just hear me out for a hot second.
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Jun 12, 2013 at 2:00pm | 108 comments

dinner
For the record, I wear the shit out of trends and actually enjoy confusing straight guys with my clothes, but if you're looking for a nice, reliable husband type, then tone it down.