getting pregnant
It's not that I actually think fetuses are the same as parasites. But I kind of do.
living alone
I remember a period of my life, around age 10 or so, that I had to pull back the shower curtain in every bathroom I entered to ensure there was no dead body hiding in there.
you are the advice columnist
My plan is to head down to the recession-friendly but not shady "learn to drive" storefront shop in a gentrifying neighborhood and man the wheel like a woman.

Nov 17, 2011 at 4:00pm | 0 comments