faking it
Sorry, I'm not talking about bedroom stuff. I mean, you can talk about that if you really want to. But I meant this a bit more broadly.
what the parenting books don't tell you
I'm not sure I even remembered to brush my hair on Monday, but I still managed to trick at least two people into thinking I have it all together. YOU CAN, TOO.
faking it
And like most early onset curmudgeons I consider my inability to BS people one of my better qualities.

Apr 24, 2013 at 12:30pm | 64 comments

Pick your target dates when you want to glowglowglow (like a bride or like someone who just had 26 orgasms or has lived in a hermetically sealed chamber of health and never encountered a toxin). The glowing will last for about 3 days.

Jul 19, 2012 at 2:10pm | 57 comments

I’m trying to wear a little bit more color to fake a beachy glow. I know you’ve been there too, don’t lie.