orgasms
I don't want some dude slamming his junk inside of me for hours.
faking it
Sorry, I'm not talking about bedroom stuff. I mean, you can talk about that if you really want to. But I meant this a bit more broadly.
ask a sex therapist
Asking for what you want in the bedroom seems like it should be so easy, yet many of us struggle with actually opening our mouths and letting the words out.
what the parenting books don't tell you
I'm not sure I even remembered to brush my hair on Monday, but I still managed to trick at least two people into thinking I have it all together. YOU CAN, TOO.
faking it
And like most early onset curmudgeons I consider my inability to BS people one of my better qualities.
in

Apr 24, 2013 at 12:30pm | 64 comments

beauty
Pick your target dates when you want to glowglowglow (like a bride or like someone who just had 26 orgasms or has lived in a hermetically sealed chamber of health and never encountered a toxin). The glowing will last for about 3 days.
in

Jul 19, 2012 at 2:10pm | 57 comments

bronzer
I’m trying to wear a little bit more color to fake a beachy glow. I know you’ve been there too, don’t lie.