Today in stuff I feel irrationally guilt about: pretending online that things are cool when things are actually totally not cool.
facebook
failure
Every time I announce I'm beginning a project, my husband has moved beyond the “Are you sure?” questioning phase to the small smile, “If you must” phase, because he realizes there's no hope. This ship is always, always going to sink.
pop star
I’m 36 years old now, at least 20 years older than the average new artist. I don’t think it’s premature or needlessly pessimistic to say it’s definite that I am not going to be a star.
failure
Bonus: What Porn and teaching English have in common
exercise
I almost died trying to find out if I was physically fit.
