facials
My orgasms are a politics-free zone.
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As I laid there in a pool of sticky gunk, I was sure I could not feel any more defiled and violated. I was wrong.
flawless skin
acne
Back in high school, when everyone’s skin was freakin’ out real bad, I would respond to my friends' complaints about their acne by telling them, “I don’t know what you’re talking about," because, “I’ve never had a pimple.” What. A. Dick.
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facials
Are you sick of my depression? I sure am! Know something that helps? Facials that make you look all pretty.
Mandy in

Oct 8, 2012 at 9:00am | 55 comments

facials
Will slathering my face with anti-diarrheal medicine make my skin prettier? Ugh, it better.
facials
Oh, come on, ladies -- it's clean! Yes, period blood is produced by our own bodies -- which is why it's so suprisingly awesome for skin. Read on.
Cat in

Jun 21, 2011 at 10:02am | 0 comments

boobs
"A silk milk lotion cleansing, light scrub, exfoliate and tone the skin. The pectoralis major and pectoralis minor are massaged, excess lymph fluid is drained, make breasts firm. A mask and a cream are applied."
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I don't officially encourage you to skip dermatologist appointments or anything, but duh, I do totally have acne solutions for when you want to.