facials
My orgasms are a politics-free zone.
ihtm contest
As I laid there in a pool of sticky gunk, I was sure I could not feel any more defiled and violated. I was wrong.
acne
Back in high school, when everyone’s skin was freakin’ out real bad, I would respond to my friends' complaints about their acne by telling them, “I don’t know what you’re talking about," because, “I’ve never had a pimple.” What. A. Dick.
facials
This story really is as sad as it sounds.
facials
Are you sick of my depression? I sure am! Know something that helps? Facials that make you look all pretty.
facials
Will slathering my face with anti-diarrheal medicine make my skin prettier? Ugh, it better.
facials
Oh, come on, ladies -- it's clean! Yes, period blood is produced by our own bodies -- which is why it's so suprisingly awesome for skin. Read on.
boobs
"A silk milk lotion cleansing, light scrub, exfoliate and tone the skin. The pectoralis major and pectoralis minor are massaged, excess lymph fluid is drained, make breasts firm. A mask and a cream are applied."
beauty strategies
I don't officially encourage you to skip dermatologist appointments or anything, but duh, I do totally have acne solutions for when you want to.