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It’s like that Josh Hartnett movie "30 Days of Night" but, like, with my face.
My orgasms are a politics-free zone.
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As I laid there in a pool of sticky gunk, I was sure I could not feel any more defiled and violated. I was wrong.
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Back in high school, when everyone’s skin was freakin’ out real bad, I would respond to my friends' complaints about their acne by telling them, “I don’t know what you’re talking about," because, “I’ve never had a pimple.” What. A. Dick.
I’ve had to learn the hard way that avoiding bad summer skin is all about taking preventative measures BEFORE the heat takes a toll on your complexion.
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My mom's 3-step guide to relieving puffy eyes and then some.
Are you sick of my depression? I sure am! Know something that helps? Facials that make you look all pretty.

Oct 8, 2012 at 9:00am | 55 comments

The man will happily let me smear ANY anti-aging cream (or mask, serum, etc.) on his face. He’s supportive like that.
Plus at-home recommendations for those of you who can't make it to NYC for an appointment.
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And you can have the expensive products I used for FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Jul 23, 2013 at 3:05pm | 31 comments

Will slathering my face with anti-diarrheal medicine make my skin prettier? Ugh, it better.
Oh, come on, ladies -- it's clean! Yes, period blood is produced by our own bodies -- which is why it's so suprisingly awesome for skin. Read on.

Jun 21, 2011 at 10:02am | 0 comments

"A silk milk lotion cleansing, light scrub, exfoliate and tone the skin. The pectoralis major and pectoralis minor are massaged, excess lymph fluid is drained, make breasts firm. A mask and a cream are applied."
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I don't officially encourage you to skip dermatologist appointments or anything, but duh, I do totally have acne solutions for when you want to.