How could my cherished and super-lovely professional boyfriend have pined for a woman who made a career out of selling sex?
And if she fucked guys for a living, was she far better in bed than me?
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divorce
My ex had a terrific idea: Why not throw me a funeral-themed divorce/goodbye party? In hindsight, this, in no way, sounds like a good idea.
revenge
One night, as we were “text-fighting,” he texted me with “Lose 10lbs and then talk shit on me.” So I publicly shamed him.
hit it first
The whole sad affair got me to thinking about all the sorry clowns out there who could potentially throw a bitter wrench all up in my flow.
exes
A friend of mine insisted she’d broken up with a guy after not hearing from him after a second date. I disagree.
exes
I am not going to settle for the fumblings, premature ejaculations and disappointments of inexperienced men that I have encountered numerous times in the past. At 27, I am too old for that shit.
exes
There is nothing so hilarious as the, "Gurl, I totally understand," moments that occasionally happen over margaritas when you're chilling with your ex's new gal.
righteous vengeance
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. -- Confucius
breakups
My ex is a complete wang from hell and I'd rather chew my own arm off and beat myself to death with it than talk to him again.
exes
What I've come to know about liars, though, is that they tell the biggest lies to themselves, and those are the hardest lies to spot, because they don't even see them.
anonymous single girl
I don’t feel good, exactly. I don’t feel anything and that’s better than feeling bad.
breakups
Relationships end for a reason. Severing is painful, though, and the loneliness that accompanies the end of a relationship can make you doubt your decision, and sometimes even flip-flop and end up back together.
dating
My dad was crazy about my boyfriend. Which was awesome...until it wasn't.
exes
From the start, we were best friends who just happened to have sex. I remember my friend Jessica commenting, “You guys don’t even seem like you’re dating; you act like brother and sister.”
bad breath
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