Ever blown a snot-bubble over a dropped kettle chip? Welcome.

Sep 5, 2014 at 5:00pm | 278 comments

Grab a slice of pizza. You need to have it in your hands to fully appreciate this article. Take a bite out of that slice of heaven and get ready for some pizza facts.
Dance like no one is watching. Even though they definitely are, and they are definitely judging you, and ohmygodIcantbreathe.
If Wednesday at 6:55pm is the "right time" to start drinking during the week, are there right times to start my other vices too?

Aug 8, 2013 at 6:00pm | 184 comments

gender bias
I'm not saying I've deliberately stared hard at a dude's sweatpants to see what he was packing, but I'm not NOT saying I haven't.
everybody loves lists
Imagine that I'm standing outside of your window with a boombox. My upper arms are already tired.
everybody loves lists
Pens and notebooks! Sunshine! A YouTube video that made me cry! I'm secretly 12 years old on the inside!