Ever blown a snot-bubble over a dropped kettle chip? Welcome.

Sep 5, 2014 at 5:00pm | 278 comments

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Imagine that I'm standing outside of your window with a boombox. My upper arms are already tired.
gender bias
I'm not saying I've deliberately stared hard at a dude's sweatpants to see what he was packing, but I'm not NOT saying I haven't.
Dance like no one is watching. Even though they definitely are, and they are definitely judging you, and ohmygodIcantbreathe.
Grab a slice of pizza. You need to have it in your hands to fully appreciate this article. Take a bite out of that slice of heaven and get ready for some pizza facts.
If Wednesday at 6:55pm is the "right time" to start drinking during the week, are there right times to start my other vices too?

Aug 8, 2013 at 6:00pm | 184 comments

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Pens and notebooks! Sunshine! A YouTube video that made me cry! I'm secretly 12 years old on the inside!