audio porn
There's something about my voice that lends itself to dirty book narration --- or maybe it's just because I'm not afraid to say filthy things with conviction.
50 shades of grey
I write porn. But I'm not into giving classic novels a "sexy makeover" in the style of "50 Shades of Grey."
pornography
I leaned against the counter and took in all that giant schlong until I became aware of the fact that I was seriously aroused in public. Like, people could see me.
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Jun 19, 2013 at 6:00pm | 58 comments

dumb things that entertain me
For some reason, I just discovered that the Google Docs demo gives the impression that six famous authors are collaborating with you on your masterwork. Naturally, I used it for NC-17 rated purposes.
feminism
My books help prove the point that “feminism” and “erotica” aren't mutually exclusive terms. But how can I make people realize that the feminism in my books is, well, FUN, not to mention sexy?