embarrassment
sweating
Have you ever wrung out a sweat-soaked bra over a sink? HAVE I GOT THE POST FOR YOU.
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Jun 25, 2013 at 3:00pm | 214 comments

nervous breakdown
A few weeks ago, I receive an e-mail with this subject line: "Hi From Good Morning America/ We'd Love to Talk with you Right Away!"
embarrassment
What? You've never seen a sexy bitch before?
barf
Headache-related nausea has caused me to barf in more bizarre public places than I care to name.