food
Pinterest has many wonderful qualities, but I really hate all of the “WHO KNEW YOU ONLY NEED YOUR OWN SALIVA TO CLEAN YOUR WHOLE HOUSE?” and “USE A BANANA TO FIX SCRATCHES ON YOUR DVDs” type pins.
baking
Sometimes I have dreams about it. What I’m saying here is that I really love quiche.
eggs
At 37, I was left with a broken heart and an awakened urge to spawn. Those two things together make dating difficult.
eggs
Should I bank my wee ovum just in case I want to spawn one day? And what exactly does that involve?