it happened to us

Which xoJane Editor Drank VANILLA EXTRACT?!

Which xoJaner got drunk on vanilla extract? Which one sat on a couch downing SKYY and cranberry juice while watching "Titanic"? Who ended up with a shorn head? CLICK TO FIND OUT!
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It Happened To Me, it happened to us, drinking, drunk, embarassing pictures from my youth

Apr 24, 2013 at 1:00pm | 204 comments

girls gone wild

Joe Francis Is Going to Prison, But My "Girls Gone Wild" Appearance Is Still Out There

I was 18, it was Mardi Gras, and I'd never heard of Joe Francis, a man with the moral constitution of a bowel movement.
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It Happened To Me, Girls Gone Wild, Joe Francis, drunk, Mardi Gras, boobs, flashing

May 13, 2013 at 11:00am | 187 comments

bad haircuts

SO YOU DRUNKENLY RUINED YOUR HAIRCUT: The Perfect Product To Disguise Outgrown Roots, Thinning Hair, And Your Drinking Problem.

Staring my reflection, I saw that there was a large, rectangular bald spot on the left side of my enormous head. Awesome.
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Beauty, bad haircuts, color treated hair, bumble and bumble, drunk

Apr 3, 2013 at 1:00pm | 110 comments

your 20s

Why Was Getting Drunk Ever Fun?

On Christmas morning, I drank one too many mimosas and it was not merry.
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Healthy, your 20s, drunk, throwing up, not the jam

Dec 27, 2012 at 11:30am | 86 comments

grape juice

Getting Drunk Off Grape Juice and Other Signs of the Apocalypse or Aging

I swapped out wine for grape juice with disastrous (OK, just surprising) results.
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Healthy, grape juice, strong, drunk, old lady

Mar 14, 2013 at 12:30pm | 67 comments

drunk

FIND IT FRIDAY: St. Patrick's Day Green For Sophisticated Ladies

Plus, Madeline and I are speaking bad Franglais today; deal with it.
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Clothes, drunk, green, scented nail polish, st. patrick's day

Mar 16, 2012 at 5:00pm | 12 comments