getting pregnant with michelle tea
Do I know anyone with a good dad?
healthy beverages
I want to make it clear to my insides that we no longer believe in the motto, “Live Fast, Die Young.”
ihtm contest
It started off as a perfectly normal Saturday night, until I was sweetly kidnapped by southern eccentrics, drugged, and given a free sex show until I threw up.
ihtm contest
I discovered you could get high off cough syrup by accident. There was an article about these kids who had overdosed on it and ended up in hospital
makeup
I may no longer consume psychedelics, but I’ll still smear Day-Glo bright blush all over my face!
parenting
Nobody bats an eye at the tongue-in-cheek “three-martini playdate,” but there is certainly plenty of side-eye to go around when discussing parenting and pot.
ihtm
I spent the next 48 hours not sure what would be the more troublesome result -- that I had in fact been drugged, or that I had not, and therefore had to deal with this mind-blowing sex deal for what it was.
pot
"Stoner" carries a connotation of bearded boy-men waxing shitty poetic about their HS crushes in whatever inane action-comedy TBS can afford to screen.
depression
The company line: We nutty/depressed freaks often have highs and lows, after all. Clearly, we unhinged loonies could not be trusted to tell them when our meds work.
weed
California is a magical land of medical marijuana, but it is also a land filled with glad-eyed grifters and sneering salesmen (or women) eager to take advantage a naive visitor just out to smoke that good. Let me help you.
shoppables
Yes, Virginia, there really is such a thing as boot jewelry.
drugs
Being an adult who was drugged as a child is a very interesting experience. I was given meds way before I could comprehend the side effects and consequences.
sex work
Empowerment comes in the front door when I can make rent in a singular evening. Yet, it leaves through the back door when I blow it all on pills.
drugs
My spouse is still in his love affair with MJ. In all honesty, at times I feel like my love triangle has become one where my husband cheats on his sweet, loving weed with me, the tumultuous mistress.
antidepressants
Antidepressants are complicated. Getting off them is more so.
ambien
Ambien was supposed to cure my lifelong insomnia problem. Instead, it almost ruined my life.
drugs
I'm 48 hours into being completely benzo free.
drugs
The Internet is coming for you. PLUS: Which one of you vixens has sold their underwear online to complete strangers? I COMMAND YOU TO BE HONEST.
drugs
I’ll never endorse the wake-and-bake approach to parenting, but I can’t see the difference between a glass or two of wine in the evening and a few hits of OG Kush off a clean bong.
addiction
I figured we could weather anything together. What we couldn’t handle was a heroin addiction.
anonymous single girl
I don’t feel good, exactly. I don’t feel anything and that’s better than feeling bad.
cat marnell
And I'd rather be on a rooftop smoking angel dust than writing this post.