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Rehab counselors warned us not to stay friends with each other after treatment since most us wouldn’t stay sober, but I felt like Gerry and I would somehow make our post-rehab friendship work, despite the fact that he would always be a hardcore criminal.
drug dealers
Exclusively dating stoners is not a terrifying problem. But it IS confusing.
makeout sessions
I have been feeling lately that if I didn't make out with someone who I was attracted to I was going to die. Happily, I am now on a roll.