dogs
I've owned my rescued pit bull Samsung (Sam, if you're nasty!) for less than a week, but, man, oh, man, is there a lot to learn. Help?
dogs
When I decided to get a pup for my new pet-friendly apartment, little did I know I would be racing against the clock to save a sick doggie's life.
dogs
I do not want a breed that sheds a lot. I do not want a breed that has inherent problems like fragile legs (leaving out my favorite breed, the Italian greyhound) or breathing problems (goodbye, pugs.)
cats
FATTY MCBUTTERPANTS, you guys.
dogs
There's some real good trash over there. You should probably let me eat it.
dogs
Miles can't get enough of lounging in the loo.
date deal-breakers
If you have the gene that makes you love dogs, I want you to put it in me. Otherwise, we're gonna have trouble.
dogs
I am cursed now with a cockblock dog whom I love dearly and would never take out of my life, which, needless to say, makes dating guys difficult.
magical places of healing
Are you considering living at home with your parents and their dogs to sort through childhood issues? I highly recommend it.
dogs
I took my rescue pitbull back to the shelter where I saved him from so they could do the required neutering now that he is healthy enough -- and I think I suffered more separation anxiety than he did.
pets
I'm going to get all Crazy Cat Lady on your ass for a moment so just be cool.
pet beds
I never considered myself one of "those" dog owners, but, let's face it, I so am.
dogs
Behold, it's a 60-lb pitbull wandering around the offices of xoJane, inspiring beautiful Madeline to talk like a damned baby.
pets
I’ve had people tell me that eating raw chicken makes their dog really happy, but you know what else makes them really happy? Eating used sanitary pads.
celebrity
Every once in awhile, my dogs will pose for pictures, and if I am very quick about it, then they may allow for an easily put on accessory or even a full costume.
affection
Even hard-hearted jerkwads like yours truly need a little physical affection sometimes. (From our cats.)
babies
Just to give you an idea of what I’m dealing with, as I sat down to write this my dog threw up. Twice. Then my daughter wiped his dribbling saliva and put it in her mouth. Welcome to my life...
plants
Plants that won't hurt your pet -- for maximum drama and minimal poison.
dogs
From now on, all men must pass Chance's sniff test --and the results have been resoundingly spot on.
dogs
Doggie racism sounds ridiculous but it's a real thing.
getting pregnant with michelle tea
Does it seem like I am trying to genetically manipulate myself a strikingly beautiful baby? Because I am. Is that creepy or what?
dogs
And it's ruining my sex life.