I don't care if I'm freaking Methuselah. Why should I have to apologize for getting older?

Jul 17, 2014 at 9:00am | 590 comments

We're starting a new beauty/fashion column and need your input.
I do many, many stupid things - like once putting an entire cupcake in the dryer****. But wearing expired sunscreen shouldn't be one of them.
Back in high school, when everyone’s skin was freakin’ out real bad, I would respond to my friends' complaints about their acne by telling them, “I don’t know what you’re talking about," because, “I’ve never had a pimple.” What. A. Dick.
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Dr. Frederic Brandt is now on Sirius Radio and you can call in and be all self-obsessed and interrogate him about all your skin issues! YES.
I went to most bananas skincare doctor in the entire world and YOU TOO can perform his dermatological magic tricks on yourself at home. I made a video of my appointment. WATCH!