dentist
I'm knocking on 40's door and rocking a big ol' wire retainer. It's totally dorky, I speak with a lisp, and prevention would have been SO MUCH cheaper.
bulimia
That's what happens when you routinely flood your mouth with stomach acids. People stick big needles in your gums and then charge you exorbitant amounts of money for it.
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Apr 3, 2012 at 2:01pm | 87 comments

crazies
Next time I'm just using a piece of string and a door knob.
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Nov 23, 2011 at 2:00pm | 0 comments

dental work
The best part? All of the whitening products I swear by are DRUGSTORE.