dating
When did you get to the point where you thought, "NOOOOOOPE," and mentally moonwalked out of the room?
date deal-breakers
If you have the gene that makes you love dogs, I want you to put it in me. Otherwise, we're gonna have trouble.
body lotion
Body lotion isn't actually makeup, but that's my title and I'm sticking to it. Plus, splitting the bill on dates: Are we doing this now?