dad
My dad's illness was a dull hum in the background of my childhood and I promised myself I'd never marry a man who had it, too.
brassiere
Articles about fathers almost never seem to focus on them as a primary caregiver, and instead we just pick on dads for having bad taste in footwear (support your arches, you idiot), ugly eyeglasses, and unsightly cars. Let me tell you about embarrassing.