ocd
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder is not, contrary to popular belief, a simple affinity for neatness and tidiness. It runs much deeper.
friendships
When someone flakes out on me consistently, my shit gets sloppier than Nicholas Cage.
eyeglasses
FEATURING SUPER UNFLATTERING MUGSHOT-LIKE PICTURES. I will buy whatever glasses you guys like best. I swear.
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Nov 15, 2012 at 1:00pm | 222 comments

surprises
Like, what if I really had to poop or something, only to come home to a surprise party? That wouldn’t be a very fun party.