shoppables
Sea salt spray is prettttty much the same thing as sweat. Honestly.
concerts
Alternate Title: "Do you remember the first time?" (I never did see Pulp live, which is for the best, as I imagine Jarvis Cocker would not have survived the force of my lust.)
bebe
It SHOULDN'T take a lot of money to show your devotion for the ladiest of the ladies.