Here I am, three years into a relationship with The Boyfriend, being totally unaware about his sign, or his moons, or his elements, or any of that stuff.

Apr 4, 2013 at 5:00pm | 100 comments

My loved-up state does not stop me looking at shorter girls with a kind of envy that next to their blokes, they’re always going to look cute and comparatively slender.
I wish that I could have advised my younger self that it's better to get out of a relationship than to change yourself to stay in one.