divorce
Whoever said three times was a charm was high or delusional.
titles
cohabitation
It’s sort of like the lite version of cohabiting -- we get to play house, without the logistical tough stuff of actually doing so.
best friends
To me, “best friend” insinuates that the friendship is some sort of competition and that the prize of winning is owning someone and being owned by someone.
a ring is not a marriage
Look, Jane's just lucky I didn't title this piece "If I'd Liked It, Then I Would Have Put a Ring On It"!