brunch
Sometimes I want a cocktail that isn’t one of the standbys. Sometimes I want to break out of my rut.
ikea
Hand me a bottle of lingonberry concentrate, and I don’t see juice; I see cocktails.
cosmos: a space time odyssey
Cosmos: A Space-Time Odyssey with Neil deGrasse Tyson is premiering March 9th. I'm expressing my enthusiasm for this event the same away I express enthusiasm for anything: getting drunk and eating cake.
christmas
Answering questions about your job/marital status/womb is just a little easier with a cocktail in hand.
alcohol
Enjoying flavored vodka doesn't make you a wuss, and preferring scotch doesn't make you admirable. Get over yourself.
alcohol
For those of you following along at home, it should be pretty apparent by now that I will eat/drink anything for attention and/or love.
absinthe
Try this one at home (if yours is the kind of home, like mine, where Absinthe is a cupboard essential) and raise a teacup with us to Queen Liz -- congratulations ma'am!
beer
Hint: By the end of this story, we resort to unorthodox methods of making sparkling wine.