alcohol
For those of you following along at home, it should be pretty apparent by now that I will eat/drink anything for attention and/or love.
absinthe
Try this one at home (if yours is the kind of home, like mine, where Absinthe is a cupboard essential) and raise a teacup with us to Queen Liz -- congratulations ma'am!
beer
Hint: By the end of this story, we resort to unorthodox methods of making sparkling wine.