animation
Looking back, it’s even more disconcerting that half of my animated crushes were also animals.
geek love
As a little geekling I learned to love enthusiastic, caring dudes through cartoons, TV shows, video games, movies, and books.
childhood crushes
Punching someone into an unconscious state and wanting to mount them for a rigorous session of dry humping are basically the same feelings, I guess.
childhood crushes
“Gregory is GAY,” was frequently bellowed by other kids. “Not for you, I’m not,” he’d say, blowing a kiss to his heckler.
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Jul 16, 2014 at 5:00pm | 52 comments

childhood crushes
childhood crushes
In another century there'd be a name for my mom, and that name would be "procurer."
childhood crushes
During gym class, playing dodgeball, Jeb would aim for my face or my butt or my stomach -- I was a pretty easy target. I would have stood still if he’d asked me to.