unpopular opinion
You paid to come pack your body into a dingy, sweaty room where people large and small can and will spill beer on you and you choose to be upset at the 5-inch thing that person is holding?
iphones
If I'm not going to ever answer my phone, I can at least be entertained by the sound of it ringing.
cell phone
Did anyone miss me? Was anyone trying to reach me? Was I missing anything? How had I become so dependent on this little, aluminum rectangle?
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Nov 29, 2012 at 1:30pm | 19 comments

cell phone
When you come visit me at my open casket funeral, look closely: I bet my fingers will be tightly clutching my iPhone.
cell phone
Dare to cast the cell phone user a censuring glance for violating the law, common courtesy, posted signs or privacy, and they'll look at you as though you proposed exhuming their grandmothers and urinating on them.
cell phone
I can't help with bedbugs, but I can help with this! *Million Dollar Smile!*
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Aug 25, 2011 at 1:00pm | 0 comments