unpopular opinion
You paid to come pack your body into a dingy, sweaty room where people large and small can and will spill beer on you and you choose to be upset at the 5-inch thing that person is holding?
cell phone
Dare to cast the cell phone user a censuring glance for violating the law, common courtesy, posted signs or privacy, and they'll look at you as though you proposed exhuming their grandmothers and urinating on them.
iphones
If I'm not going to ever answer my phone, I can at least be entertained by the sound of it ringing.
cell phone
When you come visit me at my open casket funeral, look closely: I bet my fingers will be tightly clutching my iPhone.
cell phone
Did anyone miss me? Was anyone trying to reach me? Was I missing anything? How had I become so dependent on this little, aluminum rectangle?
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Nov 29, 2012 at 1:30pm | 19 comments

cell phone
I can't help with bedbugs, but I can help with this! *Million Dollar Smile!*
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Aug 25, 2011 at 1:00pm | 0 comments