joan crawford
A selection of the wackiest advice from Mommie Dearest.
Despite the evidence (or lack thereof), “legal justice” takes on a bizarre new meaning within the intersection of fame and infamy.
Why is a celebrity's path toward serious health problems or death something to take macabre delight in, while a woman discussing the ordinary and often very mundane facts of death is someone to shut down?
I am excited to learn it’s a Melissa McCarthy feature –- and doubly excited I will be playing one of 17 Midwestern women dancing and cheering on a male stripper. YES.
sandra bullock
Maybe the reason it was so hard to get any information about Sandra Bullock’s life in Austin was that Sandra Bullock did not want anyone to know anything about Sandra Bullock’s life in Austin.
award shows
The American Music Awards are on in a few hours. Will you be watching, or do award shows feel boring and irrelevant to you nowadays? TELL ME HOW YOU FEEL.
Barring Governor Quinn having some sort of evil-twin moment, Illinois is officially the 15th state to have legalized same-sex marriage. I have some great ideas about the best people to celebrate with. (If you know what I mean.)
Alexa Chung's Eurasian, I'm Eurasian -- it made complete scientific sense that her hair would look amazing on me too!
Who doesn't love it when famous people do good?
catherine zeta-jones
I'm not sure exactly why I care about the latest celebrity romantic casualty. But ... I kind-of do. Just a little.
Screaming and crying like a Girl Scout at a One Direction concert is NOT OKAY.
Friends and fans of Lee Thompson Young and Gia Allemand are reeling from the shock of their suicides, asking, "Why?" But we have an inkling of why: because mental illness is indiscriminate, and it's not being treated effectively.
Why is it that we almost seem to worship addiction among one class of people while regarding other addicts as among the lowest of the low?
paula deen
Paula Deen finally broke down and said sorry. But why should she have to?

Jun 24, 2013 at 10:00am | 421 comments

bad dates
When I walked in, I was greeted by both the overwhelming stench of his cologne and the sinking feeling that Keith was not, as I had assumed, gay.
While my peers swooned over the New Kids, I was wondering just how to go about contacting James Caan -- in my pants.
We're not saying Gwyneth Paltrow isn't beautiful, but we just think People could, y'know. Branch out a bit.
kim kardashian
Kim's earnestly expressed desire to meet someone and have kids, her drive to do the most work she can, her quickness to tears of joy, sorrow, or frustration -- we could be twins were it not for my short hair and the complete lack of Armenian blood coursing through my stocky, English peasant veins.
Sometimes I wonder if I will ever be able to just put something in my mouth again without having to THINK so hard about it.

Oct 26, 2012 at 1:00pm | 194 comments

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