pets
Where once I felt very protective as a pet owner, I now felt it was necessary to protect my human baby from my cat baby. And I didn't expect how sad that would make me feel.
cats
Every morning, at 4:30 am, like clockwork, my stupid effing cat starts mrowling and screeching like a banshee.
in

Feb 15, 2012 at 12:48pm | 287 comments

cats
FATTY MCBUTTERPANTS, you guys.
in

Apr 16, 2012 at 12:00pm | 274 comments

cats
While I hope everyone seriously considers adopting their next pet from a shelter, no one talks about how difficult it can be to raise a shelter pet or a pet that is the product of an abusive previous home life.
in

Dec 11, 2012 at 9:00am | 243 comments

cats
You have your baby, and I have mine.
in

Apr 24, 2013 at 10:00am | 223 comments

cats
He doesn’t adore me, unconditionally or otherwise, but that hasn’t stopped me from developing feelings for him. Feelings I’ve never felt for a cat before.
cat ladies
Friday morning I went to check on my cat Rufus, who had been fighting a serious illness for the past few months, but who we thought was getting better. He wasn't better.
in

Aug 20, 2012 at 2:00pm | 209 comments

cat acceptance
I have spent the past several days giving food to a cat that doesn’t want it, and on the scale of difficulty, this ranks somewhere between assembling a different IKEA desk once every hour or so all day long, and performing brain surgery on yourself.
pets
Once she ran across my entire apartment to claw my mother-in-law’s hand for no reason.
in

Jan 10, 2013 at 3:30pm | 129 comments

cats
Just so you know, this entire article is just an excuse to post gratuitous pictures of my cat wearing clothes.
in

Mar 5, 2013 at 10:30am | 127 comments

panic attacks
Panic attacks aren't fun. But they can be funny.
in

Apr 17, 2013 at 2:00pm | 119 comments

motherhood
My family fantasy centered around me, a feminist dude partner, and two adopted daughters that I could call Mary and Margot after my favorite lady monarchs. Our home would ooze estrogen and empowered ladyhood.
in

May 16, 2013 at 5:00pm | 113 comments

cats
I think it’s reasonable to admit that things are Not Going Well.
pets
I don't live beyond my means, but my cats do.
in

Mar 29, 2013 at 2:30pm | 107 comments

babies
24 hours after we got the baby, I realized I had yet to feed/think about/look at/or talk to the previous vortex of our household's love and attention.
pets
I can reduce myself to tears simply by imagining any combination of my pets past or present bravely traversing the wilderness searching for me out of loyalty, love and devotion.
in

Jan 9, 2013 at 11:00am | 107 comments

pets
I'm going to get all Crazy Cat Lady on your ass for a moment so just be cool.
in

Dec 12, 2012 at 4:00pm | 93 comments

animal death
My dead cat is more popular than cancer, but he deserves it.
adoption
When it’s been emotionally or financially taxing, I’ve still felt nothing but extraordinarily fortunate to share my home with such wonderful friends.
pets
How does one keep the pet stank out of the house, anyway?
cats
I do not cry into their fur at night about my single-woman status. I do not dress them up in bonnets.
in

Oct 15, 2012 at 10:30am | 81 comments

cats
If I describe someone as a weird, old cat lady, it conjures up a specific image, but cat gentleman? Cat man? I’ve got nothing.