anal sex
Say it with me: Reluctant anal is bad anal.
cosmetic surgery
Two boyfriends, in the last two years, have asked me to get augment my behind. As in surgically alter it.
butts
What is so sexy about the butt?
in

May 3, 2013 at 10:00am | 234 comments

women in the workplace
They’d all been looking at my butt. They’d been talking about my butt. They’d been talking about ways to make my butt look better.
1970s
Is treating a man's b-side like an everlasting gobstopper really the surefire way to win his heart? And furthermore: do you guys do it?
butts
okcupid
Men were bombarding me with lewd advances for a reason: I had told them all my butt was open for business.
ass
My pants have a tendency to slide down and give me epic plumber's crack. Thanks a lot, Snowplow Ass.
in

Jan 28, 2013 at 12:00pm | 176 comments

not killing and or killing plants
Between the mold, and the wilting, and the cats' insistence that they are all dinner -- the poor guys never stood a chance.
yoga
It's one thing to fall down in class, it's another thing entirely to CAUSE DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY WITH ONE'S BUTT.
open thread
HI and welcome to this new weekly open thread I’m doing in which I tell you about an awesome thing and ask you to share an awesome thing in return. IT’S FUN AND POSITIVE AND STUFF.
body acceptance
No, it's not a delicious pastry; it's a little roll of fat under my right butt cheek.
booty
overalls
All it takes is one Fez-wearing sage like Andre Leon Talley and I’m standing in a department store trying to convince all of my friends that no, leather pasties ARE TOTALLY OF THE MOMENT AND APPROPRIATE FOR WORK.
in

Apr 9, 2013 at 6:00pm | 95 comments

butts
More than half the American population will develop the “varicose veins of the anus and rectum” at some point in their lives. You, too, will one day likely be the bearer of an itchy, distended piece of flesh poking out of your butthole.
in

Dec 18, 2012 at 5:00pm | 92 comments

home decor
Some people chose themes like 'the ocean' as their inspiration. Other people choose 'testicles.'
booty
As a lover of ridiculously proportioned women, I always want MORE PUMPS IN THE BUMPS.
in

Sep 22, 2011 at 3:00pm | 0 comments