small boobs
I wish I could cut the fat off from inside my thighs and stuff it in my boobs.
scout willis
I didn’t choose my public life, but it did give me a platform to help make body politics newsworthy.
plastic surgery
“Can you run out to CVS for me? I need an X-Acto knife, a roll of gauze and a bottle of Suave conditioner.”
Thank you, kind sir, for letting me know that my boobs fall under the general umbrella of “large and therefore attractive.”

Feb 3, 2014 at 12:00pm | 436 comments

sexual harassment
His word choice was both weirdly polite and undeniably offensive.
Now what’s beef? Beef is when a bitch’s titties looking like they sleep. –Trina (One of her illest lyrics!)
plastic surgery
Silicone DDs in the same body with a brain that produces legitimate, well-reasoned criticisms of the patriarchy is kind of a hard sell, and I get it.
No one had ever told me that breasts, especially large, heavy ones, are meant to dangle, that they don't grow straight out from your chest at a 90-degree angle and then hover there in a state of readiness for a teen sex comedy reveal.

Oct 11, 2012 at 4:55pm | 263 comments

I have been sized by so many salespeople that I feel I may never trust again.

May 3, 2013 at 11:00am | 248 comments

A story of learning and turtleneck sweaters.
After I gave birth, the breasts remained, and as the rest of my body shrank, they became a more and more pronounced part of my physique. I felt, frankly, pornographic.
At least one weekend each month, I'm woken up from a kinky midday-nap dream in the best possible way.
As shocking as it may sound, it is possible to convey that a character is interested in sex and relationships without physically stripping her naked for us to look at. It happens with dudes all the time.
I guess some people never found their stepdad's cache of 1970s porn.
breast reduction
My average-chested friends couldn’t understand why I would want to downsize.
breat reduction
Once everything finally healed, my boobs didn’t look normal at all. I looked I’d been put back together using modeling clay.
boob job
I received an email yesterday about "a very sad study" by suggesting that "women feel more confident in bed after undergoing breast enlargements."

May 31, 2012 at 2:00pm | 101 comments

In 6th grade, I didn’t realize like I do now the impact of a white woman calling out the size of my body and its parts.
all-girls schools
Or are all my friends just enormous weirdos?
About that time I squirted my son's father in the eye with a fountain of breast milk.