you are the advice columnist
He frames every poster, even the ones with promotional writing on them or really beat-up ones just because they have The Joker on them.
you are the advice columnist
Is there any way to make him realize that the house really affects me and the way I see the future of our relationship?
This girl wanted to do something nice for her boyfriend, so she posted about it on AskReddit. Uh-oh.
beauty products
If guys HATE it when you borrow their razor so much, why is their shaving stuff SO GOOD?
I left all that boring stuff up to my sartorially dexterous boyfriend while I watched endless X-Files reruns and barked out orders from the couch. GENDER ROLE REVERSALS IN THIS HOUSE, Y’ALL.

Jan 25, 2013 at 1:30pm | 80 comments

what's in a name
I'm currently in a "situation" and I have no idea what to call it or the person I'm in it with.
This isn't a cancer story, it's a love story.
Also, can we call him something less annoying please? Casual sex partner?
bank robbing
Imagine my surprise when my boyfriend showed during his lunch break one day with a JanSport jammed with $50,000 dollars in cash.

May 23, 2012 at 11:00am | 67 comments

I'm still terrified of intimacy and I have no idea what I'm doing, but at least I can smell good while I deal.

Jan 24, 2012 at 5:30pm | 0 comments