botox
I know it's not youth-culture-worshipping-approved, but I will be the first to tell you that I will be 40 in three years. I am not "perpetually 30," and I'm just fine with getting a little help from Botox along the way.
in

Jan 25, 2013 at 9:00am | 533 comments

aging
All these years later, I'm still trying things for Jane. This time it was $500 of injections. Can you tell the difference?
in

Jun 17, 2011 at 11:02am | 0 comments

anti-aging
Oh, and introducing the Sorceress of Sexy, M.D.! Dr. Merker is here to answer your questions, you beautiful crow-footed bunnies. ALSO: Do I talk about Justin Bieber too much?
botox
"DO YOU HAVE “RUNNER’S FACE?” RUNNER’S [sic] BEWARE: DOES CROSSING THE FINISH LINE ACCELERATE YOUR FACE LINES?"