aging
I don't care if I'm freaking Methuselah. Why should I have to apologize for getting older?
in

Jul 17, 2014 at 9:00am | 590 comments

botox
I know it's not youth-culture-worshipping-approved, but I will be the first to tell you that I will be 40 in three years. I am not "perpetually 30," and I'm just fine with getting a little help from Botox along the way.
in

Jan 25, 2013 at 9:00am | 533 comments

botox
She laughed at me and said I would be wasting $400.
botox
What the hell is a trusted “medical professional” doing telling someone in their early 20s that they need to inject their face with a serious neurotoxin?
in

Dec 23, 2013 at 11:00am | 170 comments

botox
Before the age of 21, I’d tried all of the lip fillers, lasers and peels along with my regular three-month dose of Botox and brow lift.
botox
I'm obsessed with how it turned out and can't believe I didn't do it sooner. Also, I'm going to miss you guys.
in

Dec 17, 2013 at 6:00pm | 140 comments

botox
aging gracefully
So what to do? Grow old gracefully or do something about it?
moms
I want you to know that today, when I looked in the mirror, I saw cheeks that could use a little more collagen and a nose that could use a little more height and a chin that could probably be shaved down a little.
aging
All these years later, I'm still trying things for Jane. This time it was $500 of injections. Can you tell the difference?
in

Jun 17, 2011 at 11:02am | 0 comments

anti-aging
Oh, and introducing the Sorceress of Sexy, M.D.! Dr. Merker is here to answer your questions, you beautiful crow-footed bunnies. ALSO: Do I talk about Justin Bieber too much?
botox
"DO YOU HAVE “RUNNER’S FACE?” RUNNER’S [sic] BEWARE: DOES CROSSING THE FINISH LINE ACCELERATE YOUR FACE LINES?"