I counted my alcohol calories in a week to see how I compared to the national 5%-of-total-calories average. Turns out my numbers are slightly higher than the average.
alcohol
winter
WINTER IS COMING! Here are some reasons to get excited
kids
My house is not dry by any means. But how the hell would I deal with a sick kid in the middle of the night if I'm plastered?
addiction
Cleaning toilets and hanging with convicts is the best way to sober up for good.
addiction
Have you ever cried because you couldn't have an alcoholic beverage? Do you use the term "road beer"?
booze
The many things I've learned from sitting at the bar by myself.
booze
7 alternate uses for the step-aunt grade shudder juice you can't force down your throat.
beer
Hint: By the end of this story, we resort to unorthodox methods of making sparkling wine.
