I know I’m probably going to get killed in the comments for this, but I like being conventionally attractive. It’s an easy life.
paleo diet
body
I stopped hating my body when I realized that number doesn’t mean dick.
fat
Fat. It’s everywhere. A dangerous predator lurking around corners, ready to jump out when you least expect it.
body
How do I live on vampire time yet remain glowy and sunkissed year-round? Answers below. LIVE! In a MOVIE!
losing weight
When you deal with your weight loss issues, you suddenly trigger Other People’s Weight Loss Issues, which means that you suddenly have to deal with their shit as well as your own.
butts
What is so sexy about the butt?
body
The annual waxing of my figure has brought about the return of one feisty little critter I'd forgotten about: the FUPA.
body
Sometimes I wonder if I will ever be able to just put something in my mouth again without having to THINK so hard about it.
ihtm
Diet, Exercise and Gigolos --
8 different companions, 20 dates in 13 months
98 pounds/42.5 inches/12 dress sizes lost.
gym
I'm the only lady under 70 that changes and showers without an elaborate scheme involving towels and sleight-of-hand to be constantly covered.
body
My life circles around one fundamental question: “Will my ass fit there?”
body
The human body is a miracle! Let's stuff things into it.
body acceptance
In other words, I’m not very keen on my body, and I certainly don’t accept it. If one more person tells me I have to, I’m going to lose my shit and throw something really heavy and dangerous.
body
I keep my weight loss surgery a secret, because as much as being fat is stigmatized, losing weight "the easy way" is too.
size
It felt like the ultimate betrayal when the 190-something pound body that I had come to love and feel beautiful in started to melt away.
body
As long as I can remember, "leg stuff" as been a topic of conversation and controversy with my mom and me.
body
Tina Fey recently said that she won't talk crap about her own body in front of her daughters because she doesn't want to set a bad example. I wonder if my mom did the same thing, but now that I've grown up, she no longer has to maintain the illusion.
body
I don’t think people are thankful enough. And I don’t think women, especially are thankful enough for our bodies. So I’m going to take a moment here, before the mindless ecstasy of stuffing and gravy, to notice what I’m thankful for about my body.
art
Part of what art is supposed to do is upset sensibilities and shake up the status quo. But there are other, unintended consequences.
body
A blogger in Oklahoma City recently lost her job for calling a cheerleader "chunky" in a post. Meanwhile, an ESPN reporter declares newly out NBA player Jason Collins to be an "open rebellion to God" as a gay man.
advertising
Why eat actual cheesecake when you can choke down a really disgusting artificially-sweetened approximation of cheesecake in semi-liquid form out of a plastic cup instead?
armpits
And why I hate the term "skinny fat."
