moral dilemmas
Was I just being a crazy bird lady? Was I shoving my own beliefs down this family's throat? Should I just have minded my own business?
Things used to have birds on them. Now they have seahorses! Try to keep up.
Maybe, at some point recently, you caught yourself thinking, “I want a dress with a bird or birds on it in some capacity!” I’m here to talk you out of it. Or into it. Uh, I have dresses with birds on them for you.
Tip: Skip Clubberry Chill and Goddess Prophecies. You'll thank me later.