Things used to have birds on them. Now they have seahorses! Try to keep up.
moral dilemmas
Was I just being a crazy bird lady? Was I shoving my own beliefs down this family's throat? Should I just have minded my own business?
Maybe, at some point recently, you caught yourself thinking, “I want a dress with a bird or birds on it in some capacity!” I’m here to talk you out of it. Or into it. Uh, I have dresses with birds on them for you.
Tip: Skip Clubberry Chill and Goddess Prophecies. You'll thank me later.