cake
Sure there are naturally thin women, but women who look like models don’t eat fast food and beer every day. Can we be honest about this?
in

Sep 10, 2013 at 3:00pm | 693 comments

beer
The Higgs Boson is confusing. Things written by David Lynch are confusing. The fact that my skin is both oily AND flaky is confusing. Beer is actually pretty simple.
beer
Whenever a new flavored beer monstrosity makes its way to the market, I am at once hopeful and terrified. Recently, the internet has been yapping about this new chocolate peanut butter beer from DuClaw, Sweet Baby Jesus.
beer
We have discussed some gimmicky beers. We have discussed how a gimmick is only acceptable if it is done well and with the utmost respect for the beer itself. I’m not sure that is what is going on here, but we are about to find out.
beer
A round-up of all the new "chick" beers made just for your delicate palate.
in

Mar 13, 2012 at 10:00am | 92 comments

fun
There's one thing you might do with your beer that will get you booted from the game. Find out what it is.
beer
When I discovered a beauty brand that made all of their shampoos and body washes with beer, I was like “Wait…"
in

Apr 29, 2014 at 9:00am | 39 comments

do this don't
If you’re not familiar with Panama City Beach, it’s like a mixture of the Deep South and a Caribbean paradise.
beer
After just three hours on the stovetop, and a month in the spare bedroom, we might get a batch of delicious, home-brewed beer. Or a gallon of microbes.
in

Apr 7, 2011 at 2:58pm | 0 comments

baseball
Even when I'm on my best behavior, I always manage to piss someone off at sporting events.
in

Apr 19, 2011 at 10:19am | 0 comments

advertising
I am, as of today, only buying beers that don’t condescend to me.
in

May 24, 2011 at 3:02pm | 0 comments

beer
Hint: By the end of this story, we resort to unorthodox methods of making sparkling wine.
49ers
11 essential items to bring to the game. (Oh, and Go 49ers!)
beer
A strange feeling went through me at this news; a sort of pang that took a moment to identify. I realized I was sad. I was sad that I couldn’t drink beer anymore.