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It is at the point where it’s affecting the way I feel about our friendship.
In which I express my desire for my boyfriend to smell like Austrian smoked cheese.
I feel like she must know she smells, because she also wears a ton of perfume. It doesn’t mask her poop smell at all, it just mixes with the poop smell to create a disgusting poopourri smell that literally makes me feel ill.

Sep 19, 2012 at 1:30pm | 307 comments