alcohol
For those of you following along at home, it should be pretty apparent by now that I will eat/drink anything for attention and/or love.
bacon
Over the years, I have obtained bacon-flavored lip-gloss, bacon imprinted band-aids, bacon salt, bacon-flavored popcorn, a talking plush bacon, and bacon toothpaste. It was probably just inevitable that I'd eventually become a naked bacon buffet table.