Arguably, more people are going to see my abdomen than my ladybiz, but I'm more concerned about the latter's appearance.
babies
babies
A friend of mine recently received an anonymous email telling her to "cool it" with the baby pics on Facebook. Who does that?!
babies
I see a lot of articles with names like "I don't care about your baby." This is a dissenting view.
babies
Of the many terrifying responsibilities of parenthood, I consider teaching my son how to eat properly one of the most important.
babies
I'm pretty content with the way things are right now, but I definitely hold on to some feminist guilt about not having my own income, and I'm very sensitive to SAHM stereotypes and wage a constant battle against them.
breastfeeding
I want to try to explain to you why I'm still breastfeeding my toddler. Because I'm not really certain myself, some days.
babies
Portrait of the artist as a barren spinster.
The…
babies
First of all, there's no crying in baseball. Second of all, it's not yours unless you catch it. Third of all, I don't make the rules, I just live by them.
cats
You have your baby, and I have mine.
babies
I'm embarrassed to admit to you and to anybody that I'm not sure how I feel about babies at a time when it's maybe most important for me to know.
twilight
The minute we got a good look at him we knew that Jasper would be perfect. AND THEN.
babies
I don't actually hate your baby! It was just a thing I did for money once.
Julieanne in
Family Drama,
babies,
kids,
baby hatred,
facebook,
stfu parents,
parents,
embarrassing moments,
julieanne is a terrible person
Apr 9, 2013 at 12:00pm | 201 comments
ihtm
Stay tuned for the HBO season premiere of "FUCKING GREAT DECISIONS, DUDE."
age
Where was I when everybody decided to get their shit together? Probably drinking margaritas at a dog wedding.
babies
Apparently people aren't naming their babies "Hillary" anymore. Lame.
babies
I would do anything to hear her heartbeat again. Why didn't I record it? I smell her little hat and cry.
what the parenting books don't tell you
Seriously, why does no one tell you this stuff?
Somer Sherwood in
Family Drama,
what the parenting books don't tell you,
babies,
stool softener,
cars,
having babies,
why did no one tell me this stuff
Mar 29, 2013 at 11:30am | 144 comments
babies
As my life plan has begun to unfurl, it looks less and less likely that pregnancy will be a part of it.
age anxiety
What is turning forty going to mean to me?
Rachel_1 in
Relationships,
age anxiety,
babies,
big birthdays,
bucket list,
ham radio,
milestones,
The Big 4-BARF,
woman-child
May 4, 2012 at 9:00am | 131 comments
babies
A baby is an actual human being with all the disgusting bodily fluids, digestive issues, and wonky toenails of your average frat boy.
music
if you actually LIKE The Wiggles for real, then I guess that’s fine. That said, I maintain that you don’t need that shit.
babies
24 hours after we got the baby, I realized I had yet to feed/think about/look at/or talk to the previous vortex of our household's love and attention.
