Setting him straight was truly the highlight of our "relationship."
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If a dude wants to tell me my vagina is repulsive, that's awesome, but he should be warned, I have sharp teeth, lock-jaw and passion for angry blow-jobs.
assholes
It’s not a habit you’ll want to seriously cultivate, but you can learn a lot from these schmucks.
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On the NPR and Daily Mail backlash. And should I try to go on Dr. Phil?
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Forbes writer Gene Marks published his thoughts on what he would do if he were a poor black kid. It was basically an Onion op-ed. I nudged it the rest of the way.
assholes
Write about your cat, your baby, your basket-weaving and your dinner and I will stand up for you.
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Protip: If a girl says no, take it like a damn gentleman.
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"Have you found something out there worth learning from that isn't saturated with insufferable freaks?"
