zits
It's looking like a long road back to an India-Jewel-level ass from here.
in

Jan 8, 2013 at 10:30am | 452 comments

decorum
Babies in general require a lot of scooping and bending and I frankly don't dress appropriately for that kind of movement.
in

Dec 27, 2012 at 3:00pm | 247 comments

ass
My pants have a tendency to slide down and give me epic plumber's crack. Thanks a lot, Snowplow Ass.
in

Jan 28, 2013 at 12:00pm | 176 comments

ass
No more of these “slimming” shenanigans. Lets get THICK, bitches.
in

Jan 17, 2013 at 3:30pm | 135 comments