If you thought I was crazy before, just wait until you hear about my unicorn app.

Sep 10, 2013 at 12:30pm | 217 comments

secret app
That anonymous comment? You know it’s coming from a friend. You just don’t know which friend.
Even though I love sleeping, it’s obvious that I’m doing it wrong. Normal people don’t feel like puking every morning, and I’m pretty sure I’m the only one I know who actually cries when presented with a wake up time that is before sunrise.
I downloaded the app under the guise that it would inform me about the workings of my body and I'd know even more about myself. Instead, I'm even more disconnected.

Oct 30, 2012 at 2:00pm | 81 comments

SF transit is an adventure in the smell of other humans and getting left behind at stations by half-empty buses for no apparent reason. To combat that, lots of innovators have launched alternative-transit apps -- and I kind of hate most of them.

Mar 20, 2013 at 4:00pm | 77 comments

Do I think about Tyra Banks every time I take a picture? Um, duh. Now her brand new app, released today, helps you smize all official-like. Smize-tacular!

Nov 16, 2012 at 5:48pm | 63 comments

Imoji is a slightly time-consuming but thoroughly entertaining app that lets you turn your face into a text "sticker." YAY!

Jul 30, 2014 at 12:30pm | 55 comments

I have been working closely with some applications on my iPhone for the past few months that have contributed greatly as an aid to balancing my mental weirdness.

Sep 26, 2013 at 3:00pm | 53 comments

A new app called Badabing allows users to automatically find all their Facebook friends' "sexy pictures." Can I get a collective UGH?
Or should I just keep handing him twenty dollar bills?
nail wraps
I have Jane Pratt wrapped around my little finger...nail.
Every time I go to the app store, I find a new app dedicated that suggests reaching our goals and living the dream can be taught easily with to-do lists and technology. I tried some of the free ones to find out.

Jan 23, 2013 at 5:00pm | 38 comments

Pulled directly from my "Do Not Want" Files (The Prude Collection) comes Glance, an app that lets you watch yourself have sex during the act, from a variety of angles, while wearing Google Glass. Agghhhh!

Jan 25, 2014 at 11:00am | 36 comments

My extremely sore wrist made writing this piece extra challenging.

Jun 14, 2013 at 1:00pm | 35 comments

Hey, tech developers: Can we make this happen, please?

Apr 1, 2014 at 4:00pm | 34 comments

the frisky
There is always margin for error when it comes to dating, but while multi-tasking on your iPhone, that margin is enormous.
Despite disclaimers and threats of criminal prosecution, SimSimi is clearly not preventing the more salacious messages from passing through its learning curve.

Nov 28, 2012 at 10:00am | 33 comments

boyfriend tracker
Sure, I've been curious about what a dude's been up to ... but a tracking app? I wouldn't go there.
We all have different things that we want from our Twitter apps, but we seem universally united in our hatred of the actual web Twitter, which, let’s face it, sucks giant donkey balls.

Mar 5, 2013 at 5:00pm | 27 comments

I felt precisely the same way I did before I downloaded a bunch of apps that judge your face and rate your physical beauty.
The Internet is abuzz with reports of the first intelligent sex toy.
Here are some of the latest apps that are getting all the press and changing all the lives.